Daisy’s Bag of
Tricks
What
I do find burdensome is Daisy’s job
as a spiritualist-medium. As someone who has absolutely no talent for
spiritualistic things, I need to scramble a good deal in order to figure out
what the heck the lines on a palm mean or a tarot layout says. Forget the
crystal ball altogether. I’m pretty good with the Ouija board because I’ve had
lots of practice, thanks to my daughter, Robin, who bought an old Ouija board
at a yard sale one day maybe twenty-five years ago.
When
Robin brought the board to my house, she was frustrated because when she and
her boyfriend had used it at her apartment, the stupid board kept spelling out
MOMMOMMOMMOM and nothing else. When she and I fiddled with it, we discovered (this
is a true story, even if it is rather odd) Rolly! I gave Rolly to Daisy, who
seems to make much better use of him than I ever did. His background story is
correct, however. According to the Ouija board that long-ago day, Rolly and I
had been married in Scotland in 1055 or thereabouts and had five sons together.
Sounds like heck to me, but he claimed we were soul mates and he’d followed me
through all my various lives. Ooooookay. If you say so, Rolly. Anyway, about
fifteen years or so ago, I had my very own “channeling board” made by a woman
recommended by a writer friend of mine (Stobie Piel). I think it’s lovely.
Neither Stobie nor I can remember the woman’s name, so I fear I can’t pass
along the information if you’d like to have one of your own made by her. She
does great work.
The palm-reading book has come in handy a time or two, but Liz and my tarot-card books are even more helpful, even if it takes forever for me to figure out what the heck the cards mean, especially when they’re laid out in any specific pattern.
While Daisy herself has a crystal ball and actually sees unusual things in it from time to time, I don’t. So I had to find a crystal ball like that Daisy might have used on Google. Daisy doesn’t take it with her all the time, because the stupid thing’s heavy. However, Daisy is no shirker, and if someone wants a crystal-ball reading, she’ll gladly tell them anything she believes they want to hear.
As
for the rest of Daisy’s tricks, Spike, her late husband’s beloved dachshund, is
patterned directly after my very first dachshund, whose name was Hansel
Schnitzel Fritzel von Poncho Pooh Puddle Monsieur la Puppy Stink Duncan.
Really. I took him to dog-obedience school at the Pasanita Dog Obedience Club
at Brookside Park in Pasadena, California, during the summer between fourth and
fifth grade, worked with him every single day, and took him for walks that went
on for miles and miles. What’s more, he really could add, subtract, multiply
and divide, at least as well as I could (which wasn’t very). All it takes is
time and patience. Mind you, I have neither any longer, but when I was a kid I
had a lot of both that summer, and I spent all of each commodity on Hansel. All
the dachshunds I’ve had since Hansel have trained me. Darn it.
I’ll
be in touch with the winners of November’s contest. Bam-Bam will proceed to
pick wieners this very evening.
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Thank
you!